witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

despairtanaka:

the great

snazziest:

Condoms can’t protect against cooties

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature