it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.